May I please make you aware of the homepage of the most entertaining songstresses since Siegfried and Roy: Garfunkel and Oates make lovely, lovely songs with hilarious lyrics. They of course get extra special bonus points for perusing the Ukulele and singing about Sex with Ducks.

Take a break and enjoy this lovely song about that face you make when you get an ugly sweater for christmas (it has happened to me, you know. I was thirteen and wasn’t pleased a bit).